Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Not the Coke Cap I Remember

I was flipping a coke cap up and down earlier today, when a thought struck me: what do those seemingly random numbers printed on the underside of the cap mean?

After careful research (google search: “Conspiracy, Coke and the New World Order”) I found the real uses of the code:

#1 – An encryption algorithm the government is testing to ensure no one can break it, like from the movie Mercury Rising.
#2 – A secret military code used by CIA agents to coordinate covert operations. Why the CIA is using military codes, I don’t know.
#3 – The bottle cap machine at Coke’s manufacturing plant has gone sentient and is trying its hardest to inform people of Coke’s plot to take over the world. The problem is that the machine is communicating in Esperanto, and while it is the most widely spoken constructed international auxiliary language in world, no one actually speaks constructed international auxiliary languages.

$40

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